Attendin' Harvard

Surprisingly, Jesse Camp got accepted to Harvard University Law School to further his prep school education.

Habitatin' for Humanity

Even annoying folks can contribute to society!

Telemarketin'

Another real one! According to Wikipedia: "In 2008 he began working for a firm called 'Telefund' as a caller, raising money for non-profit liberal and progressive organizations."

Stuck in the 90s

Jesse Camp never really left the 90s. He's still stuck there.

Appliyin' at Hot Topic

Throughout the years, Jesse Camp has submitted his application to various Hot Topic stores, but they always told him he had no discernible talents.