Habitatin' for Humanity

Even annoying folks can contribute to society!

Telemarketin'

Another real one! According to Wikipedia: "In 2008 he began working for a firm called 'Telefund' as a caller, raising money for non-profit liberal and progressive organizations."

Appliyin' at Hot Topic

Throughout the years, Jesse Camp has submitted his application to various Hot Topic stores, but they always told him he had no discernible talents.

Judgin' some American Idol

In a desperate attempt to boost sagging ratings, American Idol brings Jesse Camp on a judge for the upcoming season.

Workin' at a pet store

Yes, Jesse Camp did, in fact, work at a pet store. (This one is real!)

Representin' at the House

Jesse Camp always enjoyed representin' at the US Congress.

Goin' to McDonalds

For about two years, Jesse Camp went to his job at McDonalds every day.