Attendin' Harvard

Surprisingly, Jesse Camp got accepted to Harvard University Law School to further his prep school education.

Habitatin' for Humanity

Even annoying folks can contribute to society!

Telemarketin'

Another real one! According to Wikipedia: "In 2008 he began working for a firm called 'Telefund' as a caller, raising money for non-profit liberal and progressive organizations."

Stuck in the 90s

Jesse Camp never really left the 90s. He's still stuck there.

Appliyin' at Hot Topic

Throughout the years, Jesse Camp has submitted his application to various Hot Topic stores, but they always told him he had no discernible talents.

Judgin' some American Idol

In a desperate attempt to boost sagging ratings, American Idol brings Jesse Camp on a judge for the upcoming season.

Workin' at a pet store

Yes, Jesse Camp did, in fact, work at a pet store. (This one is real!)

Chillin' at the garbage dump

The streets weren't real enough, so Jesse Camp often likes to keep it REALLY real by chillin' and sleepin' at the garbage jump.

Representin' at the House

Jesse Camp always enjoyed representin' at the US Congress.

Goin' to McDonalds

For about two years, Jesse Camp went to his job at McDonalds every day.